Monday, December 21, 2009

I Left Twitter, Therefore I Am Free

I know - some time ago I left Facebook, but I got back on. Facebook has some use for me, whereas I: never use Twitter; never think of using Twitter; never even think of Twitter; never think "Gee - I must be missing something because I'm not using Twitter; wonder why in the world others are now using Twitter; now think that Twitter has had its day in the sun; hear the sound of shackling chains wrapped around my mind breaking as I just closed my Twitter account; and proclaim that I'll never tweet again. I am William Wallace, being tortured and impaled by Twitter, and declare that I have had enough of this twitter-torture, step off the rack, and walk away crying "Freedom!!!"