I just received an e-mail from the "U.S. Department of Homeland Security," with the heading: "You Have Won the Sum of One Million U.S. Dollars Legally."
I wonder: why would the Dept. of Homeland Security contact me? Why would they offer me $1,000,000? I can only think that they see the value of my still-imperfect-though-real prayer life. God is my Protector. Perhaps Homeland Security realizes that, ultimately, only God can save and protect us, and they are willing to pay people like me to ensure this?
I've decided to not take the million dollars and do it for free.