98.6% of Today's College Students Have Never Heard of Sufjan Stevens

This week I took a poll in my two Logic courses. The question: "Who has heard of Sufjan Stevens?" Out of 70 students only 1 student raised his hand. That student, as he raised his hand, looked around in wonderment and disbelief as he realized he was the only one familiar Stevens.

Thus 1/4% of today's college students have heard of Sufjan Stevens.